Poor Jessica Alba! She stopped by The Ellen Show today, & apparently lost a coin toss, which lead to Ellen having full reign over Jess’ head! In an attempt to promote her Honest Company’s new beauty line of haircare products, Jessica let Ellen test all the products on her during the show. Ellen was in control of Jessica’s “hands” while she read a script Ellen wrote off of a teleprompter. “Hello, I’m Jessica the Hottie McTotty Alba.” The comedian proceeded to spray Alba’s head and face with water, smother her strands with leave-in conditioner, left a hairbrush stuck in her locks, blowed it all dry and topped the segment off with a shot of tequila for Jessica. Don’t worry though, the interview will most likely help build her empire which is already valued at over $1.7 billion since she founded it in 2011.