2 People Shoplift $200 Worth of Diarrhea Medicine

2 People Shoplift $200 Worth of Diarrhea Medicine 

Posted: 5:12 am Friday, September 21st, 2018

By mjonbli

meds.jpgCops in Newark, Maryland are on the hunt for a man & woman who shoplifted mass quantities of diarrhea medicine from a grocery store 3 times this month, amounting to $200.  If you have to do this ever, you need to reevaluate your life decisions, beginning with what & where you eat.  The couple was caught on security footage, & conveniently in one video that was released, the woman is holding her stomach, which could be a coincidence, she’s playing a part, or she’s actually really sick- we’re going with the second option.

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