Syke & MJ In The Morning 

Floyd Mayweather “I’ll Rematch Conor McGregor After Khabib Fight”

  • 6:57 am Friday, October 19th, 2018 by mjonbli

Floyd Mayweather isn’t done with Conor McGregor, even though Conor got his ass whooped by Floyd & then Khabib! Floyd told TMZ he’ll give him a rematch in the ring, but he wants his shot at Khabib first!  “McGregor was talking that sh*t, so it ain’t over,” Floyd told TMZ while shopping in Bev Hills this weekend.  “After me and Khabib lock up, me and McGregor we gonna lock up again.”  Khabib challenged Mayweather to fight in the boxing ring & he accepted, because it will do “crazy numbers.”  Floyd says he expects to make a 9-figure check from [More]

This Guy Stole Only Right Shoes & Cops Find An Ironic Shirt In His House

  • 6:33 am Friday, October 19th, 2018 by mjonbli

Clean Soles in Roanoke, Virginia has been having some bad luck lately.  They’ve been broken into 3 times since July, but the culprit does something super weird- they only stole RIGHT shoes every time! Why? Well probably because the store only puts out the right shoes on their displays and leaves the left ones in the back.  But what are you going to do with one shoe? Anyway, Clean Shoes was hit up again this past Sunday, but cops reacted fast yo catch the right shoe reaper, 21-year-old Manuel Ramirez-Godoy who was  driving away from the scene.  When they searched his [More]

Man Robs A Subway & Goes Back For His Sandwich

  • 6:02 am Friday, October 19th, 2018 by mjonbli

Robbery takes a lot out of you!  Really works up that hunger in your tummy! Zachary Miller went into a Subway in Norcross, Virginia earlier this month and ordered a sandwich.  When it was time for him to pay, he hopped over the counter and stole about $100 from the register.  Then took off, but not for long.  Zach went back into the Subway because he forgot his sandwich! He grabbed it & took off, again… he didn’t come back, though. Thanks to the surveillance video,  cops recognized him, plus he was wanted on several other charges too.  And [More]

Cardi B May Be The Next “The Nanny”

  • 5:27 am Friday, October 19th, 2018 by mjonbli

Drug Trafficker in Spain Arrested After Making Cameo in Music Video

  • 9:11 am Thursday, October 18th, 2018 by mjonbli

Someone needs to teach this guy how to lay low.  How do you become the most wanted drug dealer in Spain, but have no common sense?  About 2 weeks ago, Francisco Tejón came out of hiding to do a cameo in a horrible music video. Cops had been searching for him for 2 years but had no luck until he popped up in a corny music video for a Spanish reggaetón artist named Chase-A.  It showed him getting out of a Bentley, partying at a mansion, and hanging out with women in bikinis.  The cops took it as taunting them, so [More]

Scared Mom Is Trying To Hire Someone to Take Her Kids Trick or Treating

  • 6:02 am Thursday, October 18th, 2018 by mjonbli

I get the fear of Halloween.  I’m not into people looking all dead chasing me, not my thing, so I’m not really mad at this mom.  I will say this… Trick or treating is usually children dressed like Buzz Lightyear or Monsters Inc, nothing crazy, but she’s still not down with it apparently.  A single mother in Merseyside, England who posted a job ad on a British site called is asking someone to take her children trick or treating. “I get very scared at Halloween because of the costumes and speaking to strangers to ask for sweets for kids.  I have [More]

Man Seriously Injures Himself With His Own Booby Trap

  • 8:45 am Wednesday, October 17th, 2018 by mjonbli

Not everyone can be as skilled as Kevin in Home Alone when it comes to booby trapping their own house, & Edwin Smith, 69, from Cleveland County, North Carolina, realized that the hard way.  He set up several booby traps around his home, including a shotgun that was set up to fire if someone opened the backdoor. On Monday morning,  Edwin opened that door himself & his whole plan backfired- literally. He went outside to feed some squirrels, & as he opened the door to go back inside- BOOM! He called 911 & told them “I blew my arm [More]

Keira Knightley Doesn’t Allow 3 Year Old Daughter to Watch Certain Disney Movies

  • 8:21 am Wednesday, October 17th, 2018 by mjonbli

Disney Princesses have been best friends for young girls all over America since, basically, forever, but Keira Knightley doesn’t really care about a timeline.  There are restrictions on which Disney movies her 3 year old is allowed to watch based on the message they send.  Cinderella is a NO-NO! Keira explained her reasoning on The Ellen Show, “She waits around for a rich guy to rescue her.  Don’t.  Rescue yourself, obviously.”  She’s also not a supporter of  “The Little Mermaid”, even though she LOVES it, but she doesn’t want her daughter to watch it, “The songs are great, but do [More]

Ariana Grande Gives Engagement Ring Back to Pete Davidson, But Keeps The Pig

  • 6:07 am Wednesday, October 17th, 2018 by mjonbli

Ariana Grande & Pete Davidson called it quits recently, calling off their wedding. The couple was engaged for just a couple of months, but after the sudden death of Ariana’s ex, Mac Miller, they felt it wasn’t the right time to pursue a relationship.  Sources say the couple isn’t completely over, they just need space (Newsflash… It’s over).  Ariana gave Pete back her $100,000 teardrop shaped engagement ring, but is keeping one thing- their mini pig, Piggy Smalls. I feel like she won.

Britney Spears Announces That She Has Announcement To Make

  • 8:44 am Tuesday, October 16th, 2018 by mjonbli

Well, this is anticlimactic. Britney Spears stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show to announce that she has an announcement to make.  “I actually have a huge announcement to make… My announcement is actually that I have an announcement,” Britney said when Ellen asked why she made a surprise appearance. “I can’t announce the announcement until October 18.”  Ellen will release a video on her YouTube channel that day with Brit’s details.  Fans have been buzzing about a new Las Vegas residency, so there’s a chance that’s what is coming, but we won’t know until October 18!