Syke & MJ In The Morning 

276 items
Results 11 - 20 of 276 < previous next >

Squirrel With Boobs Causes Internet Frezy!

  • 6:48 am Tuesday, October 16th, 2018 by mjonbli

Welcome to 2018… Where 12 year old girls look 19 & squirrels have boobs. Yes, I just said that- squirrels have boobs. This squirrel in Inokashira Park Zoo in Tokyo, Japan has become a social media sensation because she’s got great cleavage. Like perfect cleavage. It’s weird that I’m jealous.  Why does this squirrel have boobs, you ask? Well… She technically doesn’t. She’s probably just bulking up for hibernation & her body stored it in all the right places.  How lucky is this squirrel, though?

Woman Bites Cop Because She Didn’t Want To Pay For Parking

  • 6:01 am Tuesday, October 16th, 2018 by mjonbli

Who bites someone as an adult? How do you even get to that point? LOL. A Syosset woman did just that following an incident that occurred at the Oyster Festival in Oyster Bay on Sunday, according to police.  24 year old Molly Dutrow wasn’t about that paying for parking life.  Police directed Dutrow to exit her vehicle which was probably a bad idea now that we know what happens next.  Dutrow bit an officer on the left arm, causing a contusion, & resisted arrest by kicking her legs around.  She was placed under arrest and transported to the Second Precinct.  [More]

Man Attacks Son With A Chainsaw, Who Defends Himself With A Lawnmower

  • 7:58 am Monday, October 15th, 2018 by mjonbli

Self defense is huge. You should always know how to defend yourself against an attacker, even if its your dad coming at you with a chainsaw. A man in Bristol, Tennessee was mowing the lawn recently when his 76 year old dad did just that. It’s not clear what Douglas Ferguson & his son were fighting over, or how things got so serious, the first thing he grabbed was a chainsaw, but it was apparently part of an ongoing feud.   The son was forced to defend himself in the only way he could- using the lawnmower he was operating.  [More]

Man Charges $8K Worth of Pizza on Dead Neighbors Credit Card

  • 6:21 am Monday, October 15th, 2018 by mjonbli

If you get a hold of someone’s credit card, what are you going to illegally treat yourself to?  Shoes, clothes, maybe a little plastic surgery? Something expensive, right? Well, 3 years ago, 24 year old Robert Sharkey from Bangor, Wales, noticed his 68 year old neighbor’s mail was piling up, so he busted into her apartment & found her dead inside.  Instead of calling the cops, he decided to start using her debit & credit cards.  For the next few years, he used it the same way every single day, ordering a medium anchovy pizza from Domino’s.  He also [More]

Man Divorces His Wife After He Sees Her on Google Maps With Another Man

  • 7:50 am Friday, October 12th, 2018 by mjonbli

Thank God for the internet, right? No need to think anymore. No need to go out & meet people because you can do it in your underwear from your bed. And no need to follow your significant other around if you have a feeling their cheating because chances are, it will pop up on some website. A man in Lima, Peru was recently looking at a bridge near his him on Google Street View, but got a whole lot more than he bargained for.  He saw his wife sitting on a bench, playing with another man’s hair who was [More]

Amy Winehouse Hologram To Tour in 2019

  • 6:08 am Friday, October 12th, 2018 by mjonbli

Amy Winehouse was one of the most talented artists dare I say- EVER?! Well, I did & she was! Winehouse died from alcohol poisoning in 2011 at the age of 27 & the world really never got to enjoy her talents, but her dad, Mitch Winehouse, is giving the  world a chance to do so next year, when hologram Amy goes on tour.  The show will consist of a live band accompanying vocals from original recordings.  All proceeds from the shows will benefit the Amy Winehouse Foundation, which was established after her death to help young individuals battling substance [More]

Britney Spears 1st Grade Yearbook Signature Up For Sale

  • 5:46 am Friday, October 12th, 2018 by mjonbli

7 year old Britney Spears probably didn’t know that signing a 1st grade yearbook was going to mean so much one day, but here we are. Heritage Auctions is auctioning off Brit’s 1989 yearbook from Parklane Academy in McComb, Mississippi which contains Little Brit’s signature- well, not really a SIGNATURE. It’s just block letters, but who cares.  Aside from coveting probably the earliest autograph Brit ever signed, the yearbook includes 2 pictures of the future pop star who landed Mickey Mouse Club just 4 years later. The bidding begins on October 18 & is expected to price at least [More]

RHWONJ Joe Giudice To Be Deported After Prison

  • 7:57 am Thursday, October 11th, 2018 by mjonbli

The Giudice Family leaders, Teresa & Joe, found themselves in hot water back in 2014, after they were convicted on several counts of bankruptcy fraud.  Although the judge went easy on them, they both received prison sentences, allowing them to serve their sentences successively so that they wouldn’t be locked up at the same time, and their four daughters wouldn’t be without parents.   Teresa was released from prison in December 2015, giving her & Joe just a few weeks together as a family before he had to surrender & serve his 41 month sentence.  With early release, Joe could be [More]

Channing Tatum is Off The Market Again

  • 6:36 am Thursday, October 11th, 2018 by mjonbli

We had like 5 seconds of bliss when Channing Tatum, 38, was single again.  Singles all over the world were strategically planning how to land him for life, but…. You snooze, you lose, ladies & gents! Channing is off the market! British singer, Jessie J, 30, has ripped him out from underneath us! It’s still new, so there’s room for error- they could totally hate each other in a few weeks, but prob not because they’re both hot & she’s actually a really down to Earth chick.  I just find it a tad bit weird because well, she looks [More]

World’s Hottest Grandma Gets In Trouble on Instagram For Nude Photo

  • 6:06 am Thursday, October 11th, 2018 by mjonbli

 Thank God my grandma looked like what a grandma is supposed to look like because I don’t think I’d be able to handle having the “world’s hottest grandma.” It’s just too much. Give me an older lady with wisdom, wrinkles, & coke bottle glasses any day!  Apparently, Instagram agrees with me because the photo sharing app had to scold this sexy granny! 48 year old Gina Stewart from Australia is the “world’s hottest grandma” according to Maxim magazine.  Even though shes the proud grandma of a 1 year old, she still flaunts what she’s got all over the interwebs- [More]

276 items
Results 11 - 20 of 276 < previous next >
Archives: 2018